Recent Animal Abuse Reports from Pet-Abuse.Com

May 7, 2009

More Cat Haiku

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper?'

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner.

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, crap! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Credit: travelingdogs.com

1 comments:

Kimberly said...

hahaha- THAT'S FUNNY :)