Cat Haiku II

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams.
My claws are not that sharp.

Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"

The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey."

In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hair ball somewhere
Will find in morning.

We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you.
Want to smell my butt?

The cat is not all
Bad - she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls.

Credit: travelingdogs.com