Farewell ShamWoof!!

Hi! It's Gabby for "ShamWoof!" You'll be saying “Woof!” everytime!

It's more fun than a squeeky, it's softer than a kong.
I can drag it
Through the house
Out the door
And bury it in the yard.

Why does Mommie want to work so hard? If I hide her ShamWoof!, it doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess, and she doesn’t have to rinse it out.

I can rip Mommie’s ShamWoof in half and give one to my Friend to use as a peepad. Put it on the puddle...right there, you following me camera guy? This is gonna smell!
I can use the other half to dry Mommie’s tears of joy.

I can't live without it, I just love it!
Oh my gosh, I don't even shred paper towels anymore.
If you're gonna have a prayer of keepin’ ME amused, you'll be out of your mind not to own one of these.

If you call within the next 20 minutes – cause with my mini attention span I can't do this all day – I’ll give you a second set absolutely free.

All I can say is SHAMWOOF! It comes with a ten year warranty – if I don’t get hold of it first. Call Now! Here's how to order....